FLIP-UP
PIT VIPERS
Flip Them Off!
The Heater Flip-Offs $129.69
The Exec Flip-Offs $129.69
The Merika Flip-Offs $129.69
The Sandstorm Flip-Offs $129.69
The Voltage Flip-Offs $129.69
The All Star Flip-Offs $129.69
The 93 Dusk Flip-Offs $129.69
The Copacabana Flip-Offs $129.69
Swing for the Benches
Our new performance-enhancing rubberized earpieces fit any position on your hat or helmet.
World’s Best flip-up mechanism.
With a strong, yet comfortable grip on the middle of your face, you won’t sacrifice intimidation when fipped-off. So even when you shake hands and say “good game,” your opponent will know you don’t mean it.
This sweet spot makes it easy to flip-off without smudging your line of sight with your greasy corndog fingers.
The Official Sunglasses of Third Base
Prepare for Liftoff!
The Son Of Peach Lift-Offs $119.69
The Landlocked Lift-Offs $119.69
The Exec Lift-Offs $119.69
The Bonaire Breeze Lift-Offs $119.69
The 93 Dusk Lift-Offs $119.69
Zero Gravity Sunglasses
Rubberized nose and ear pieces provide maximum grip so your Lift-Offs stay in place when you’re in space (astronauts love to rhyme).
This state-of-the-art hinge mechanism designed by REAL space mechanics provides a smooth switch between lift-off (lens up) and full-orbit (lens down) at the speed of light.
Twice the lens as the original Pit Vipers, Dual Lens Technology™ comes in handy in most corners of the galaxy as a 1:1 lens to eye ratio is required by astro law for space aviation comandeering.
Shatterproof polycarbonate frame and lens built to withstand extreme G-Forces, magnetic field jostles, and tricycle collisions.
Real Space Technology
