It’s a scooter! It’s a jetski! It’s- okay we can stop with the overused Superman reference. This is serious. This is a top of the line custom motor scooter jet ski hybrid and it deserves to be taken seriously. With a top speed of 40mph, this amphibious-looking street legal vehicle is a one of kind piece and it could be YOURS. For FREE.

Your ex is gonna flip when they see this. Your very own billboard in your hometown, current residence, or closest place we can afford. 672 square feet of whatever message you want to put out there. Also includes a photoshoot with a professional photographer. 

By far, the most popular prize last year was “One of Everything We Make.” It took us 3 months of grueling round table discussion but our marketing team finally came up with something to top it. Immediately after winning, a massive shipment with two of everything we have in stock will ship to your house. An obscene amount of Pit Vipers. Truly a nuisance. Hope you have a forklift.

We’re giving you $5,000 to spend on the cornucopia of treasure known to mortals as your local craigslist. The best part? We fly out and spend the day with you so you have back up when the nice man tells you he’s got “something really special” in the basement. Expect to get your own Youtube episode about this.

We made a mistake and now we have both! A car AND a piece of real estate! That’s right, this custom decaled 1972 Pit Viper Ford Ranchero comes with a real, legitimate, livable plot of land in Fruitland, Utah. It’s the American Dream in one big FREE package.

What’s cooler than three bicycles but not as cool as three motorcycles? That’s right! Three custom painted e-bikes from Magnum; the Scout, the Pathfinder, and the Payload, all custom painted by Tech-Gnar. I sure hope you have two friends to share with, otherwise you’re gonna have to share with your parents. They brought you into this world, they can bring you out.

You heard the title. $10,000 in cold hard cash, hand-delivered to you Pit Viper style. This is probably going to be very dangerous, and could potentially lead you down a path of financial irresponsibility. Are you sure you want to win this? Of course you are, click the damn button.

What do you and 11-time X Games Gold Medalist Travis Pastrana have in common? Nothing. But if you think you can beat him in a series of drag races, or want to die trying, this is the prize for you. An all-expenses paid trip to a top secret location to get smoked on a number of motorized vehicles, ranging from scooters to less cool vehicles.

You ever see those commercials this time of year where the guy buys his spouse a BRAND NEW CAR, and think to yourself, “who the fuck does that?” US. AND POSSIBLY YOU. Today’s winner takes home a 2022, fresh off the lot, BRAND NEW CAR. Includes Pit Viper decals and a session at your local auto store to pimp it out. Model to be determined. We’ve never done this before. This is blowing our minds. Seriously, a BRAND NEW CAR?!?!

Tell your boss to shove that PTO where the sun don’t shine and sign off to Jamaica with this all inclusive, 6 day 5 night trip to Sandals Jamaica resort for two. Travel included! Damn that’s pricey! Why are we doing this again?

That’s right, the 150 horsepower, 1,000lb towing capacity, middle-of-the-line MPG road devil of your dreams, with personal port-a-potty in tow. If that wasn’t enough, we’ve tricked it out with a one of a kind decal, doo doo flames and all.

No matter how many free cars we give away, you people only want one thing. So here’s 2021’s GRAND PRIZE: A TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR gift card to pitviper.com. That’s roughly 250 pairs of Pit Vipers. Don’t have a face? Fine, spend it on 1,666 flags. Or 1,000 T-Shirts. Or 5,950 scrunchies. Just be prepared to livestream your shopping experience.