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What the f*ck?

A Telethon

When the f*ck?

Nov. 21-23

Why the f*ck?

FOR PROFIT

So What's a Telethon?

A telethon (a portmanteau of "television" and "marathon") is a televised fundraising event that lasts many hours or even days, the purpose of which is to raise money for a charitable, political or other purportedly worthy cause.


Our Cause: Profits.

The Official PV Guide

*It's 69 hours of programming, you think we were gonna actually fill this out?

69:00 AM

Live Morning Shows

420:00 AM

Bake Offs

69:00 AM

Tricycles?

420:00 AM

Late Night

69:00 AM

Animals

420:00 AM

Sponorships

69:00 AM

Debates

420:00 AM

Trivia

AND MORE!